The Left Hand of Science

Due to a critical systems malfunction during a routine Positronic Phase Gauntlet test; I, your very own Prof. Lance Cardigan, have rendered my dominant right hand entirely useless, save for base level function as either a fulcrum or a club. That said, i am painfully forced to report to you using ONLY MY LEFT HAND. A full battery of research projects into ambidexterity and splint-augmentation has begun at CardiganLabs Headquarters. I promise to you, the Science Patrol faithful, to continue transmissions despite the multiple-tendon sprain in my prefunctory appendage.

transmitted by The Left Hand of Science